Houston, Slow-Cooked

By a guy who has learned that in a Houston summer, the only sane response to the heat is to stop resisting and lie down in the shade like the grass does

The afternoon comes down on Houston like a lid on a pot, and everything under it goes slow and soft and dreaming.

The heat is not the dry kind that a man can shrug off. It is a wet heat, a heat you wear like a shirt two sizes too small, and it settles into the skin the way an old song settles into memory, until you stop fighting it and simply let it hold you. The sky is white-blue and heavy, the sun a smear behind the haze, and the whole world seems to be breathing through a warm, damp cloth.

The birds have gone quiet. Not gone — just resting, the way old men rest on porches, rocking without rocking, eyes half shut, saving their voices for the cool of evening. Even the mockingbird, that endless chatterer, has nothing to say at three o’clock. The cicadas alone keep working, dragging their one long note across the heat like a saw through green wood, and somehow that sound is the only proof the day is still moving at all.

Out back, the grass has drunk well. It is that deep, wet green that only comes after a Houston thunderstorm has rolled through in the night, or in the sudden slate-dark afternoons when the sky opens without warning and empties itself in twenty furious minutes, then vanishes as if embarrassed, leaving the world steaming and gleaming and full of small rivers in the yard. The grass remembers all that rain. It remembers it in its color, in the fat, glistening blades, in the way it bends heavy and unhurried underfoot, still holding a little coolness down near the roots.

The air smells of cut grass and wet concrete drying, of chlorine drifting faint from someone’s pool two yards over, of charcoal starting low and lazy on a grill nobody’s in a hurry to tend. A hose lies coiled and forgotten near the fence, its metal nozzle too hot to touch. Somewhere a screen door claps shut, soft, unhurried, like punctuation at the end of a sentence nobody finished.

Time does not so much pass as puddle, the way water puddles in the low place by the drainpipe, going nowhere, shining, patient. A lawn chair sits empty and inviting under the one stingy patch of shade the mimosa tree throws down, its pink blossoms drooping in the heat like tired feathers. The whole yard waits — not for anything in particular, just waits, the way a dog waits, content, half asleep, one ear cocked for the far-off grumble that means the sky might open again before supper.

This is Houston in the deep of summer: green and heavy and slow, thunder-fed and sun-drunk, an afternoon so lazy it seems to stretch out on the grass beside you and fall asleep in the shade.


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22 responses to “Houston, Slow-Cooked”

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    Anonymous

    Great post. People think Houston is Texas and think of arid desert with cowboys and sagebrush. It’s not that far from Louisiana and steaming, muggy bayous! 🥵

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    1. AKings Avatar

      Yup. The city loves pouring concrete though. 😆

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  2. joannerambling Avatar

    The heat can drain us and cook us

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  3. David Avatar

    Very descriptive. An environment I have only experienced in southern China, and it was exhausting.

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    1. AKings Avatar

      Even the dog refuses to go outside 😅.

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  4. thomasstigwikman Avatar

    It was fun to read your musings about the Houston heat. It is pretty hot here in Dallas too. I think every day for the last one and a half month has seen a high of 100+. One day it was 99. Today was 106 and it is allegedly getting hotter tomorrow. I am glad I have beer.

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    1. AKings Avatar

      Oh he’s. I visited Forth Worth last Saturday. It was indeed hot and the traffic didn’t help. But it’s a nice city. My wife got to see BTS with her friends 😃. I didn’t go, I don’t think Korean pop music is for me 😅.

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      1. thomasstigwikman Avatar

        I am glad you liked Fort Worth. I have to admit I don’t know much about Korean pop music.

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      2. AKings Avatar

        Yup. Same here. It seems to be something a lot of people like. My wife said the AT&T stadium was packed full.

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      3. thomasstigwikman Avatar

        Wow AT&T stadium was full. I guess a lot of people like BTS

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      4. AKings Avatar

        I was surprised too.

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      5. whitewhalehandyman Avatar

        HAHA! My brother works across the street from the stadium. We check traffic in Arlington by looking up what events are scheduled at the AT&T stadium.

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      6. AKings Avatar

        Cool. ☺️

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  5. Mike Mattek Avatar

    I enjoyed your concrete descriptions, creative imagery (metaphors, similes), and tight writing (I love the “ablative phrases”).
    Your style captures your content well: the physicality of a heat-induced slowness, not oppressive, but surprisingly rewarding once accepted.

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    1. AKings Avatar

      Thanks Mike!

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  6. Pam Webb Avatar

    Pauseworthy descriptions. I’ll take our dry 90 degrees, thank you.

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  7. whitewhalehandyman Avatar

    Just stopping in from the DFW. Houston’s weather seems to have gotten lost. Could you call it back down to y’all?
    Great post, btw.

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    1. AKings Avatar

      Thank you ☺️

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  8. arlene Avatar

    I love this. You have perfectly described how a summer feels.😊

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    1. AKings Avatar

      Soupy here 😅

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