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  • Four Seasons and the Complete Madness of Human Beings

    By a man who has noticed that no matter what the weather is doing, people are absolutely certain it should be doing something else. Let’s begin in winter. Winter is the time of year when human beings collectively forget that cold exists. Every single year, without fail, it arrives like an unexpected tax bill. “Oh…

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  • Richmond is Melting and So Am I

    By a man who thought Virginia summers were supposed to be charming and full of fireflies, not the actual fires of hell. It is currently 102°F in Richmond, Virginia. That’s not a heatwave—that’s the sun filing a restraining order against us for getting too close. The weather app isn’t even pretending anymore. It just says…

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