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  • The Author Continues Refreshing Amazon Like a Deranged Weather Forecaster

    By a guy who now knows the Amazon dashboard far more intimately than any human being should A few days have passed since Hidden Alignment wandered nervously onto Amazon wearing its little paperback suit and pretending not to panic. And I’ll be honest with you. Being a first-time author is psychologically fascinating because every tiny…

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  • Notes From a First-Time Author Refreshing Amazon at 2 A.M.

    By a guy who refreshes his Amazon page like a raccoon checking a vending machine There’s a strange little moment that happens after you publish a book. You imagine fireworks. Trumpets. Crowds storming the gates of Amazon like it’s Black Friday and you’re handing out free televisions and rotisserie chickens. Instead, what actually happens is…

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  • How I Accidentally Joined the Railway and Dodged a Missile Company

    by someone who wore boat shoes to a railway interview Back in the early 2000s—when Nokia was king and broadband meant waiting three hours to download one photo of a car—I returned to England after a stint abroad. I had a young family, a head full of vague responsibilities, and a sudden awareness that baby…

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  • Signals, Screams, and a Bulb That Just Wouldn’t Go In

    Back in my days working for the famed British Railways—now rebranded as Network Rail, presumably to make it sound more modern and efficient, which, let’s be honest, is a bit like renaming a donkey “Lightning” and expecting it to win the Kentucky Derby—I had what can only be described as a classic railway experience. It…

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