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Notes From a First-Time Author Refreshing Amazon at 2 A.M.
By a guy who refreshes his Amazon page like a raccoon checking a vending machine There’s a strange little moment that happens after you publish a book. You imagine fireworks. Trumpets. Crowds storming the gates of Amazon like it’s Black Friday and you’re handing out free televisions and rotisserie chickens. Instead, what actually happens is…
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Hidden Alignment: Now Off the Leash — Available for Kindle Pre-Order
There comes a point—usually somewhere between your third cup of coffee and the quiet realization that sleep isn’t coming—when you decide to stop tinkering and simply let the thing go. Not because it’s perfect (it isn’t), but because it’s honest. And honesty, unlike perfection, actually has a pulse. This book is one of those things.…
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A Quiet Walk, a Terrible Idea, and a Book Soon to Be Available on AMAZON
By a man who thought he was writing a simple story and instead built something that refuses to sit quietly There are, broadly speaking, two types of people in this world. Those who go for a quiet walk in the countryside and return with fresh air, mild satisfaction, and perhaps a slightly damp shoe. And…
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I Finished the Book… and It Will Soon Be Available on AMAZON!
By a man who should have stopped editing three years ago but didn’t, because he thought he knew better. There comes a point—usually sometime after your fifteen-hundredth unnecessary edit and your tenth cup of tea that’s gone cold because you were busy rearranging a perfectly good sentence—when you realise something deeply troubling. The book is…