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  • I Want to Eat Healthy. Honestly. Just… Not Right Now.

    By a guy who once ate a full cheesecake standing up in front of the fridge and called it “portion control”. Lately, I’ve been trying—and I use that word with the full weight of British understatement—to eat healthier. Not because I want to be one of those people who owns activewear in non-ironic colors, but…

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  • Richmond is Melting and So Am I

    By a man who thought Virginia summers were supposed to be charming and full of fireflies, not the actual fires of hell. It is currently 102°F in Richmond, Virginia. That’s not a heatwave—that’s the sun filing a restraining order against us for getting too close. The weather app isn’t even pretending anymore. It just says…

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